Free “county Colours” Mobile Phone Wallpaper Website – Do You Think This Might Be Worth Developing Further?

February 20, 2010 by admin · 2 Comments
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I created a small web application to design custom “county colours” mobile phone wallpapers which anyone can put on their phone for free.
This is the page as it stands now, working but pretty plain and not much choice – its county colours in one size or nothing.http://www.uampi.com/flags/wallpaper.php
I did it for the technical challenge, not to make money (its an already oversaturated market – especially when people don’t have money to waste). I’m just wondering whether there is any point expanding it as a “community service” website, or whether I should just leave it as it is.
What do you think?

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Do You Think A Disabled Card Should Be Issued ? Like A Placard..?

December 12, 2009 by admin · 7 Comments
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To those who can’t stand in lines a long time , especially at Theme Parks, grocery etc. Who are often in pain.. that in using a wheelchair could aggravate their condition. Their being mobile is limited. And, no means to sit while advancing in line. What is your suggestions? to solve this concern for many disabled persons. It is a legitimate concern for many. Who otherwise would be homebound.
and,
would you let someone go ahead of you , if saw they seemed in pain..?

Do You Think This Is Love?

December 11, 2009 by admin · 15 Comments
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Me and my boyfriend have been going out for a year now..I just want to make sure that he does love me..I am 99.9% sure..but what does it sound like to you?
He sends me a text in the morning saying he hopes i have a nice day and tells me he loves me..e.c.t
Cant txt me during the day coz he doesn’t get signal..
Then will text me as he’s leaving work so i can go meet him..
He will randomly buy me flowers and chololates..
He brought me a mobile when mine broke..
He cooks me dinner..
pays for me when we go out like to a theme park..or the cinema..
He doesnt like me to pay for ANYTHING
He will tat me before i go to sleep and says he hopes i sleep well
We do little things like go for walks along the seafront or cuddle up and watch a film..go for a drive and just talk..
And unlike some men it isnt about sex 24/7

I Think I Got The Msn Virus But Im Not Sure?

December 8, 2009 by admin · 2 Comments
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Hey guys,
So i go to eat dinner and I come back and i have 4-5 people asking me “whats that?”. And Im like “i dont know what u talking about” and they said i provided them with advertising sites from moblive.xxxx.net (i put xxx on there so that no one can click on it). This is what it says, “my new mobile phone give me more happiness than ever, I upload many theme for it here, Share with you.” Is this a msn virus? and even if it is…how do i get rid of it…please help me…im running an antivirus check right now but im sure that wont take it out!

What Do You Think?

December 7, 2009 by admin · 12 Comments
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do you like this ring tone.. should i get it?http://www.wwe.com/shop/mobile/raw/micki… its the first one.. where it says ringtones and its her theme listen to it.. should i get it.. i think it would be cute to have on my cell…it will match the backround…

Complaint Letter What Do You Think Of This?

December 4, 2009 by admin · 4 Comments
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Dear Cretins,
I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had
not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional perogative, and seek to
rectify these difficulties – or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office:
My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat **** waiting for your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful
website….HOW?
I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes – an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept. The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools – such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum. Two weeks later, my cable modem had still not arrived. After 15 telephone calls over 4 weeks my modem arrived… six weeks after I had requested it, and begun to pay for it. I estimate your internet server’s downtime is roughly 35%… hours between about 6pm -midnight, Mon-Fri, and most of the weekend. I am still waiting for my telephone connection. I have made 9 calls on my mobile to your no-help line, and have been unhelpfully transferred to a
variety of disinterested individuals, who are it seems also highly skilled bollock jugglers. I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that no telephone line is available (and someone will call me back); that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off); that I will be transferred to someone (and then been redirected to an answer machine informing me that your office is closed); that I will be transferred to someone and then been redirected to the irritating Scottish robot woman…and several other variations on this theme.
Doubtless you are no longer reading this letter, as you have at least a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don’t care, it’s far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustration’s in print than to shout them at your unending hold music. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue. I thought BT were ****, that they had attained the holy piss-pot of godawful customer relations, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive to delivering service to their customers. That’s why I chose NTL, and because, well, there isn’t
anyone else is there? How surprised I therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of the highest order. British Telecom – wankers though they are – shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy. Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that
you cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver – any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief quickly be replaced by derision, and even perhaps bemused rage. I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have not become desiccated during transit – they were satisfyingly moist at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture. Consider them the very embodiment of my feelings towards NTL, and its worthless employees.
Have a nice day – may it be the last in you miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twats.

Critique? I Am A Student In Journal Studies Program. Opinions Appreciated. What Do You Think?

November 21, 2009 by admin · 1 Comment
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The Glory of Amelia
Sitting in the middle of our living room, a high traffic area in our home, Amelia sat on her potty chair with a towel over her head and shoulders. She was visibly full of anxiety. Peeking from under the towel sporadically to see who was looking at her, she snapped angrily, “Top looking at me, turn yow head!” even when no one was looking.
The Winnie the Pooh potty chair with her fat little smooth pink thighs sitting on it were hard to miss as each of us turned the corner to enter that room… and yet everyone also turned and left the room quickly to give her privacy. She is the center of our world at this time.
She has big brown almond shaped eyes that change to hazel sometimes, but it is her thick dark lashes that intensify her expressions. My heart is her slave when she looks into my eyes and tells me about her life. Her thick soft strawberry blonde hair and pointed left ear resembles mine when I was her age, and even her flat square feet resemble Fred Flintstone’s and mine! Strangers ask if she is my daughter because she looks so much like me and I am a young grandma by many standards. I think it is our likenesses that bond us so close together. She seems to see her future in me and I see my past with the promise of a better life.
In most situations she is full of confidence, giving advice and sharing her ideas based on her vast three years of existence. This is part of her appeal. In commemoration of my love for her, my grandma mobile is set up for her comfort with a TV and car seat always ready to escort her about town.
Recently I was lost while driving and she was watching a DVD called “The Wonder Pets.”
“What’s wrong mama” Amelia was genuinely concerned that I seemed stressed to her. She randomly calls me mama, Becky or grandma because she is confused that the other grandparents each have a special name Nana, Bee Bop and Pop-Pop, and I do not.
“I’m lost” I replied.
“Top right here! Pull over!” Amelia ardently instructed. “I will call the Wonder Pets to save us!”
At that moment the operatic theme song played “The phone is ringing. The phone is ringing! There’s an animal in trouble. There’s an animal in trouble. There’s an animal in trouble right now” and then the duck with a lisp, named Ming Ming, sang her solo “this is sewious!”
I kept on driving and assured Amelia we will be fine, stating, “We don’t need to bother the Wonder Pets honey, I will find our way.”
Another ten minutes passed when I saw the same bridge we had passed under the first time I said we were lost. Frustrated and tired of being lost I stated to myself out loud, “I can’t believe I am so freakin lost!”
“We’re freakin lost again?” Amelia responded her most sincere and concerned voice. “This is sewious! I better call the Wonder Pets. Just top here grandma. I will call Tuck and Ming Ming.” She held up her toy Tinkerbelle cell phone ready to take control should I loose it right then and there.
“No, I will find our way” I insisted.
“Be patient!” Amelia ordered, as if worried I was going to make a sharp turn and drive off a cliff out of lunacy. She was stepping up to bat to keep order in the van.
Her passion and concern made me laugh, and my laugh seemed to assure her that I was actually okay. This is the glory of Amelia. Her innocent confidence based on her limited life is already primed to take charge when she sees fit. Should I ever feel down or frustrated, she is preparing to comfort me. We are in sync with one another just like Tuck, Ming-Ming and the guinea pig whose name I never can remember. I find comfort in watching her prepare to be in charge someday and glory in being with her now.

Do You Think We Need A Little Lightening Up Here? I’ve Posted This Before But It Still App;ies…?

October 17, 2009 by admin · 14 Comments
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Some brilliant and brittle statements. Enjoy.
> > >>
> > >> Subject: queer quotes…
> > >>
> > >> If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in sick
> > >> to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.”
> > >> ~ Robin Tyler (This lady is Robin Cherniak from Wpg.
> > >> a grade or two behind me in same schools, if I recall)
> > >>
> > >> I’d rather be black than gay because when you’re black
> > >> you don’t have to tell your mother.
> > >> ~ Charles Pierce
> > >>
> > >> “Dear Abby,” In response to a reader who complained
> > >> that a gay couple was moving in across the street and
> > >> wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality
> > >> of the neighborhood. ‘You could move.’
> > >> ~ Abigail Van Buren.
> > >>
> > >> The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the
> > >> military is that the next time the government mandates
> > >> a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead
> > >> of running off to Canada .
> > >> ~ Lorne Bloch
> > >>
> > >> Why can’t they have gay people in the army?
> > >> Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand
> > >> guys with M16s going, “Who’d you call a ******?”
> > >> ~ Jon Stewart
> > >>
> > >> My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All
> > >> those women out there praying for a man, and I’m
> > >> giving them my share.
> > >> ~ Rita Mae Brown
> > >>
> > >> Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture,
> > >> torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals.
> > >> Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should
> > >> be used as weapons.
> > >>
> > >> ~ Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
> > >> You don’t have to be straight to be in the military;
> > >> you just have to be able to shoot straight.
> > >> ~ Barry Goldwater
> > >>
> > >> Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable
> > >> seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
> > >> ~ Ernest Gaines
> > >>
> > >> My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose
> > >> sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the
> > >> world at large with surprise and horror.
> > >> ~ W. Somerset Maugham
> > >>
> > >> Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won’t.
> > >> ~ted northe
> > >>
> > >> If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female
> > >> homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
> > >> ~ Shelly Roberts
> > >>
> > >> My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because
she
> > thought
> > >> I was a latent homosexual. There
> > >> was nothing latent about it.
> > >> ~ Amanda Bearse
> > >>
> > >> It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove
> > >> of homosexuality. It’s like disapproving of rain….
> > >> ~ Francis Maude
> > >>
> > >> The only queer people are those who don’t love
> > >> anybody….
> > >> ~ Rita Mae Brown
> > >>
> > >> The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
> > >> and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t
> > >> mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals.It’s just
> > >> that they need more supervision.
> > >> ~ Lynn Lavner
> > >>
> > >> If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel
> > >> would have been wallpapered.
> > >> ~Robin Tyler
> > >>
> > >> Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a
> > >> secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend.
> > >> “I had a great time with… them.” Great! Now they
> > >> don’t think you’re queer – just a big slut!
> > >> ~Judy Carter
> > >>
> > >> I get sick of listening to straight people complain
> > >> about, “Well, hey, we don’t have a heterosexual-pride
> > >> day, why do you need a gay-pride day?” I remember when
> > >> I was a kid I’d always ask my mom: “Why don’t we have
> > >> a Kid’s Day? We have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s
> > >> Day, but why don’t we have
> > >> a Kid’s Day?” My mom would always say, “Every day is
> > >> Kid’s Day.” To all those heterosexuals that *****
> > >> about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is
> > >> heterosexual-pride day! Can’t you people enjoy your
> > >> banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our
> > >> crumbs over here in the corner?
> > >> –Adam Rowland
> > >>
> > >>
> >
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October 17, 2009 by admin · 16 Comments
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Some brilliant and brittle statements. Enjoy.
> > >>
> > >> Subject: queer quotes…
> > >>
> > >> If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in sick
> > >> to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.”
> > >> ~ Robin Tyler (This lady is Robin Cherniak from Wpg.
> > >> a grade or two behind me in same schools, if I recall)
> > >>
> > >> I’d rather be black than gay because when you’re black
> > >> you don’t have to tell your mother.
> > >> ~ Charles Pierce
> > >>
> > >> “Dear Abby,” In response to a reader who complained
> > >> that a gay couple was moving in across the street and
> > >> wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality
> > >> of the neighborhood. ‘You could move.’
> > >> ~ Abigail Van Buren.
> > >>
> > >> The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the
> > >> military is that the next time the government mandates
> > >> a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead
> > >> of running off to Canada .
> > >> ~ Lorne Bloch
> > >>
> > >> Why can’t they have gay people in the army?
> > >> Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand
> > >> guys with M16s going, “Who’d you call a ******?”
> > >> ~ Jon Stewart
> > >>
> > >> My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All
> > >> those women out there praying for a man, and I’m
> > >> giving them my share.
> > >> ~ Rita Mae Brown
> > >>
> > >> Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture,
> > >> torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals.
> > >> Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should
> > >> be used as weapons.
> > >>
> > >> ~ Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
> > >> You don’t have to be straight to be in the military;
> > >> you just have to be able to shoot straight.
> > >> ~ Barry Goldwater
> > >>
> > >> Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable
> > >> seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
> > >> ~ Ernest Gaines
> > >>
> > >> My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose
> > >> sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the
> > >> world at large with surprise and horror.
> > >> ~ W. Somerset Maugham
> > >>
> > >> Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won’t.
> > >> ~ted northe
> > >>
> > >> If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female
> > >> homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
> > >> ~ Shelly Roberts
> > >>
> > >> My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because
she
> > thought
> > >> I was a latent homosexual. There
> > >> was nothing latent about it.
> > >> ~ Amanda Bearse
> > >>
> > >> It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove
> > >> of homosexuality. It’s like disapproving of rain….
> > >> ~ Francis Maude
> > >>
> > >> The only queer people are those who don’t love
> > >> anybody….
> > >> ~ Rita Mae Brown
> > >>
> > >> The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
> > >> and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t
> > >> mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals.It’s just
> > >> that they need more supervision.
> > >> ~ Lynn Lavner
> > >>
> > >> If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel
> > >> would have been wallpapered.
> > >> ~Robin Tyler
> > >>
> > >> Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a
> > >> secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend.
> > >> “I had a great time with… them.” Great! Now they
> > >> don’t think you’re queer – just a big slut!
> > >> ~Judy Carter
> > >>
> > >> I get sick of listening to straight people complain
> > >> about, “Well, hey, we don’t have a heterosexual-pride
> > >> day, why do you need a gay-pride day?” I remember when
> > >> I was a kid I’d always ask my mom: “Why don’t we have
> > >> a Kid’s Day? We have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s
> > >> Day, but why don’t we have
> > >> a Kid’s Day?” My mom would always say, “Every day is
> > >> Kid’s Day.” To all those heterosexuals that *****
> > >> about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is
> > >> heterosexual-pride day! Can’t you people enjoy your
> > >> banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our
> > >> crumbs over here in the corner?
> > >> –Adam Rowland
> > >>
> > >>
> >
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October 16, 2009 by admin · 16 Comments
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Some brilliant and brittle statements. Enjoy.
> > >>
> > >> Subject: queer quotes…
> > >>
> > >> If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in sick
> > >> to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.”
> > >> ~ Robin Tyler (This lady is Robin Cherniak from Wpg.
> > >> a grade or two behind me in same schools, if I recall)
> > >>
> > >> I’d rather be black than gay because when you’re black
> > >> you don’t have to tell your mother.
> > >> ~ Charles Pierce
> > >>
> > >> “Dear Abby,” In response to a reader who complained
> > >> that a gay couple was moving in across the street and
> > >> wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality
> > >> of the neighborhood. ‘You could move.’
> > >> ~ Abigail Van Buren.
> > >>
> > >> The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the
> > >> military is that the next time the government mandates
> > >> a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead
> > >> of running off to Canada .
> > >> ~ Lorne Bloch
> > >>
> > >> Why can’t they have gay people in the army?
> > >> Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand
> > >> guys with M16s going, “Who’d you call a ******?”
> > >> ~ Jon Stewart
> > >>
> > >> My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All
> > >> those women out there praying for a man, and I’m
> > >> giving them my share.
> > >> ~ Rita Mae Brown
> > >>
> > >> Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture,
> > >> torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals.
> > >> Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should
> > >> be used as weapons.
> > >>
> > >> ~ Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
> > >> You don’t have to be straight to be in the military;
> > >> you just have to be able to shoot straight.
> > >> ~ Barry Goldwater
> > >>
> > >> Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable
> > >> seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
> > >> ~ Ernest Gaines
> > >>
> > >> My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose
> > >> sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the
> > >> world at large with surprise and horror.
> > >> ~ W. Somerset Maugham
> > >>
> > >> Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won’t.
> > >> ~ted northe
> > >>
> > >> If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female
> > >> homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
> > >> ~ Shelly Roberts
> > >>
> > >> My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because
she
> > thought
> > >> I was a latent homosexual. There
> > >> was nothing latent about it.
> > >> ~ Amanda Bearse
> > >>
> > >> It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove
> > >> of homosexuality. It’s like disapproving of rain….
> > >> ~ Francis Maude
> > >>
> > >> The only queer people are those who don’t love
> > >> anybody….
> > >> ~ Rita Mae Brown
> > >>
> > >> The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
> > >> and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t
> > >> mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals.It’s just
> > >> that they need more supervision.
> > >> ~ Lynn Lavner
> > >>
> > >> If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel
> > >> would have been wallpapered.
> > >> ~Robin Tyler
> > >>
> > >> Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a
> > >> secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend.
> > >> “I had a great time with… them.” Great! Now they
> > >> don’t think you’re queer – just a big ****!
> > >> ~Judy Carter
> > >>
> > >> I get sick of listening to straight people complain
> > >> about, “Well, hey, we don’t have a heterosexual-pride
> > >> day, why do you need a gay-pride day?” I remember when
> > >> I was a kid I’d always ask my mom: “Why don’t we have
> > >> a Kid’s Day? We have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s
> > >> Day, but why don’t we have
> > >> a Kid’s Day?” My mom would always say, “Every day is
> > >> Kid’s Day.” To all those heterosexuals that *****
> > >> about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is
> > >> heterosexual-pride day! Can’t you people enjoy your
> > >> banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our
> > >> crumbs over here in the corner?
> > >> –Adam Rowland
> > >>
> > >>
> >
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